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» Body Mods
Beware the black dot
Boyfriend decides to pierce own nose. Wanting to avoid infection, he sterilises a needle by heating it up in a flame. Without thinking to wipe off the soot that accumulates, he begins trying to stab it through his nose...
... and neatly tattoos a blackhead onto the side of his nostril.
Professional piercing services were later sought.
(Sat 2nd Dec 2006, 19:28, More)
Beware the black dot
Boyfriend decides to pierce own nose. Wanting to avoid infection, he sterilises a needle by heating it up in a flame. Without thinking to wipe off the soot that accumulates, he begins trying to stab it through his nose...
... and neatly tattoos a blackhead onto the side of his nostril.
Professional piercing services were later sought.
(Sat 2nd Dec 2006, 19:28, More)
» Missing body parts
As a teenager, my dad was a bit of a chemistry whizz
- and being a teenager, he turned this knowledge to the making of bombs and guns.
So one evening he was in the shed stuffing volatile chemicals down a piece of copper pipe when it blew up, taking half his left hand with it. Now he's only got a thumb, forefinger and weird little stumpy middle finger, all bent round and claw-like. And it's got a square patch of body hair on it where he had a skin graft from his stomach. But he can wedge a beer can into it, so that's alright.
The next door neighbour found two of his fingers by the bin the next day. Did she give them back? Oh, no. She put them in the bin.
(Sun 4th Jun 2006, 22:56, More)
As a teenager, my dad was a bit of a chemistry whizz
- and being a teenager, he turned this knowledge to the making of bombs and guns.
So one evening he was in the shed stuffing volatile chemicals down a piece of copper pipe when it blew up, taking half his left hand with it. Now he's only got a thumb, forefinger and weird little stumpy middle finger, all bent round and claw-like. And it's got a square patch of body hair on it where he had a skin graft from his stomach. But he can wedge a beer can into it, so that's alright.
The next door neighbour found two of his fingers by the bin the next day. Did she give them back? Oh, no. She put them in the bin.
(Sun 4th Jun 2006, 22:56, More)
» The Weird Kid In Class
Delicious
There was a kid who went to school with my partner who would apparently drink ink, and eat crayons.
He liked the red ones best.
Then he'd throw it all up over the desk.
(Sat 20th Jan 2007, 21:10, More)
Delicious
There was a kid who went to school with my partner who would apparently drink ink, and eat crayons.
He liked the red ones best.
Then he'd throw it all up over the desk.
(Sat 20th Jan 2007, 21:10, More)
» Worst Nicknames Ever
People in my local town...
... are geniuses with nicknames. So we have:
Death Camp Dave (he had a long black coat)
Coffin Face John
and
Brian Wardrobe (boring, ugly girl)
that I can remember at the moment.
(Sat 20th May 2006, 23:38, More)
People in my local town...
... are geniuses with nicknames. So we have:
Death Camp Dave (he had a long black coat)
Coffin Face John
and
Brian Wardrobe (boring, ugly girl)
that I can remember at the moment.
(Sat 20th May 2006, 23:38, More)