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(Wed 21st Jan 2009, 12:33, More)

Noah's mobile butchery

(Tue 26th Jun 2007, 16:38, More)


(Fri 22nd Jul 2005, 11:29, More)

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» Political Correctness Gone Mad

Can't think of a story so have a PC song instead
My parent or legal guardian is a domestic refuse technician,
He or She wears a domestic refuse technicians hat*

He or She wears domestic refuse technician's legwear*
And lives in a Local Authority subsidised tenancy*

*References to headwear do not discriminate against those with no head or those with multiple heads, conjoined twins will still be considered for this role.

*Legwear is used to denote protective clothing to the lower body, however it does not imply that applicants for the role require use of legs or indeed possess a lower body.

*Tenancy includes Local Authority housing, affordable housing and Housing association owned properties - Private property owners are not excluded from this role.

**French people or men with rats tail mullet hairstyles need not apply.
(Thu 22nd Nov 2007, 13:33, More)

» Pubs

Disco Dave
Disco Dave shit himself and carried on drinking.

That is all.
(Fri 6th Feb 2009, 12:23, More)

» Stupid Tourists

2 american tourists in Plymouth back in 1999
"why did they build that church in the middle of a roundabout" ?

(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 13:05, More)

» Eccentrics

Disco Dave
Disco Dave was a portly chap who could name the artist,album and year of any tune that came on the pub jukebox.

Not sure what was wrong with him I think cerebal palsy hence he drove round in an electric wheelchair from pub to pub drinking pints through a straw.

After one 10 pint session he was barred from the pub for shitting himself in his wheelchair, he drove off grinning like a loon.
(Mon 3rd Nov 2008, 17:17, More)

» Famous people I hate

In no particular order
Nigel Slater - his voice makes me want smash up the tv
I suspect but have no proof that all his recipes contain a liberal dollop of his own cum.

Hugh Fearnly Whittingstall - pig faced cunt.
Yes living in the countryside is so hard, making a living from a smallholding when you're rich pig faced cunt of a londoner.

All footballers

Bob Crow - utter cunt

Not strictly famous but on the tele - anyone appearing on:

Escape to the country - We're cunts who want to play at living in the country

Relocation relocation relocation - Utter cunts who want to be on tele so show off their wealth, oooh we need 900 bedrooms in sussex and
a crash pad for cuntbag in the city, how will we manage on a budget of
only £1.5 mil?

Grand designs - not really a bad show or people...
But why the fuck do all the houses have to have one side made of sliding glass doors?
(Fri 5th Feb 2010, 17:04, More)
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