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» How I Skive Off Work

Slacking Off In Maths
I hated maths in school, but i loved gameboy. So I constructed a contraption to attach to my gameboy that would desgise it as a calculator. The device was the front of an old calculator attaced to the top of the game boy with a simple hinge, so i could sit at the back of the room playing gameboy and when the teacher approached flip down the cover and pretend to be doing sums. It took me almost an entire term to finished wario land 2.
(Fri 29th Apr 2005, 18:01, More)

» When animals attack...

Teh Crazy Lizard
Many moons ago, whilst on holiday with my family my younger brother found and captured a rather large lizard in a lunchbox. He then filled the lunchbox with various meats, so the lizard had stuff to eat on the plane home (yes he was trying to smuggle a live lizard in a luchbox). So waiting at the airport my mother finds said luchbox and opens it, presuming it would contain food. Upon opening the box out leaps one fucking angry lizard straight on to my mothers face. Me and my father laugh so hard we nearly pass out, my brother shits himself and my mother falls off her chair and the lizard runs off never to be seen again.
(Fri 3rd Jun 2005, 21:41, More)

» Things you've done when you've had no money.

Last Summer
Me and a friend were in desperate need of alcohol and video games so we "borrowed" some bolt cutters from b and q then stole a postman pat charity box then dragged it in to the car and made a speedy get away
(Fri 8th Oct 2004, 15:34, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

I Fucking Love
Lacing shoes, i do it to mine about 5 times a day. when i'm in shoe shops i go around lacing display shoes and tying big bows on them.
(Tue 12th Apr 2005, 17:49, More)

» Injured Siblings

WWF!
After staying up all night to watch summer slam or something when i was 12 with my friend we decided in the morning when my little brother woke up we would 3d him into my sofa. so my brother wonders down stairs only to be grabbed by the waist lifted into the air his head hits the celling knock a huge chuck out of the celling and kncoking him uncocious then he is flung into my sofa and breaks it in two also fracturing his arm. needless to say my mum was pissed, and me and my friend were pissing our selves laughing (i was never alound to watch WWF again)
(Fri 19th Aug 2005, 12:29, More)
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