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B3ta is great so nerrr. It's much better than work anyhoo - so tell your boss he is a dirty fecker and spend all day drawing silly things.


Recent front page messages:

dammit, these days you just can't avoid it...

mornin' all!!
(Sun 18th May 2003, 18:01, More)

Ms Piggy and Kermit have really lost it these days.

(Thu 6th Feb 2003, 13:54, More)

garfunkel loved to dance
and his new shell made him so happy

(Mon 20th Jan 2003, 22:06, More)

c'mon you boring gits
it IS christmas....

(Fri 13th Dec 2002, 14:42, More)

bloody wet outside
so I made a Wellyphant :)

Morning all !
(Tue 12th Nov 2002, 10:11, More)

my mum is such a liar

(Tue 29th Oct 2002, 11:49, More)

the two cutest things I could think of
pig tails and nurses

rushed, but it's between skiving work early and b3ta time....sorry b3ta time!
(Tue 23rd Jul 2002, 16:34, More)

is this
too much ?

(Fri 17th May 2002, 10:15, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Have you ever started a fire?

oh, the joys of fire
You ever seen these fireplace lighters that are about 30cm long ? Well, we had one of these and found it much fun to tease people with.

A girl in our group had fallen asleep on an armchair and we had great mirth waving this long lighter from afar, to see if the heat would wake her up.

Well, it didn't. But her hair did catch fire !! After the initial spong from the group, we where soon wacking her around the head trying to beat out the flames. This woke her up, and she had no idea why several people where battering her around the head :)

She was none to happy when she realised we had burnt almost half her hair off. Woopsie.
(Wed 3rd Mar 2004, 13:16, More)

» Pet Names

was another cat of my friend. He was a stray that had been left so we adopted the poor lil' bugger.

He got his name because, 1) We where a bunch of stoners, and 2) He was tiny - like a joints worth.

Indeed - he grew into a big fat lovely git :) Turned into more of a nine-bar !
(Wed 25th Feb 2004, 14:28, More)

» Dad Jokes

opening jars
when we where little and couldn't open a jar or tin we would shout for Dad and ask if he could open it

Of course, being the clown he was, he would come along - open the jar, say "Yeah I can open that", then close it again twice as hard as it was !
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 9:44, More)

» Pet Names

Wilma Blackbeard Fit
That's the name of my cat. I wanted to call it Blackbeard, but turns out she was a girl - so we bunged Wilma at the front. That way I can stand on my doorstep and shout "Wiiiillllmaaaaa" when she goes missing.

We added the "fit" part later, as in "Will my Blackbeard fit" - hurhurhur. It was the beers fault. Sorry cat.
(Wed 25th Feb 2004, 14:20, More)

» Slang Survey

shammy halo
a womans privates.
(Mon 2nd Feb 2004, 14:43, More)
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