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» Heckles

The League
Went to see the League of Gentlemen in Cambridge last year. They did it in a panto style for xmas and when failing vet Mr Chinnery asked where you take animals when they are ill someone shouted out abattoir. Sadly that made me laugh more that the actual joke.

Guess you had to be there really
(Thu 6th Apr 2006, 13:43, More)

» Office Christmas Parties

not exactly work
but i just got home from school and they amde us sit through a carol service! they wouldn't let us clap because it was a religious event..... they try so hard
(Fri 17th Dec 2004, 13:04, More)

» Lost...

i lost....
my friends :( they decided the'd met someone better than me
i didn't need them anyway! shallow bastards
(Thu 9th Dec 2004, 16:28, More)

» Where is the strangest place you have slept?

I can sleep through almost anything
Most recent places include:
At the cinema while watching Black Christmas - it wasn't very good
During a history lesson watching some shit russian film
During an english class
Curled up in the freezing cold outside my tent at reading

I like to sleep
(Wed 3rd Jan 2007, 17:54, More)

» Petty Sabotage

IT lessons can be fun!
Teacher didn't turn up yesterday which left me and a mate to our own devices, something which shouldn't really happen. After about ten minutes of the usual restarting the computer after you've just logged on or just done something we started playing with the keyboard. Managed to write bum on the bottom line then discovered we had enough letters left for arse. Progessed until we had written arse lick of bum on the keyboard. Kept us amused for a good 15 minutes and we learnt that keys fly off if you don't cover them. Educational but fun!! And if it's been put back by thursday we'll just have to do it again but use much more letters this time. We could, and probably will sabotage the whole room. Fun, fun fun!
(Tue 10th May 2005, 21:42, More)
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