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A deformed man born with the resembelence of a puffin. Lick me.
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A deformed man born with the resembelence of a puffin. Lick me.
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» Your Weirdest Teacher
oooh science teachers.. what fun
Mr Davies.-
Rape a 13 year old school girl, currently serving time.
Miss Woolsey.- Dosed herself in petrol and set herself alight over christmas break. Whats left is currently feeding the worms.
real names and all.
No appologise for lenght (or lack thereof), im satisfied with it.
(Wed 9th Nov 2005, 23:29, More)
oooh science teachers.. what fun
Mr Davies.-
Rape a 13 year old school girl, currently serving time.
Miss Woolsey.- Dosed herself in petrol and set herself alight over christmas break. Whats left is currently feeding the worms.
real names and all.
No appologise for lenght (or lack thereof), im satisfied with it.
(Wed 9th Nov 2005, 23:29, More)
» Stupid Tourists
Less stupid, more surprising
with a group of mates on school trip in germany, my friend (a fair linguist) needs to get to the post office for reasons that have become lost in time, but has been practicing how to ask for directions, he stops a man to ask and is antogonised untill he can get the exact accent even though he was more then understandable, eventually he gets the directions thanks the man and we head off. Just then we hear the man turn to our teacher and compliment friend on his german in perfect english. turns out he was a german teacher from england visiting. bastard.
(Sun 10th Jul 2005, 14:11, More)
Less stupid, more surprising
with a group of mates on school trip in germany, my friend (a fair linguist) needs to get to the post office for reasons that have become lost in time, but has been practicing how to ask for directions, he stops a man to ask and is antogonised untill he can get the exact accent even though he was more then understandable, eventually he gets the directions thanks the man and we head off. Just then we hear the man turn to our teacher and compliment friend on his german in perfect english. turns out he was a german teacher from england visiting. bastard.
(Sun 10th Jul 2005, 14:11, More)
» Guilty Pleasures
Singing to my coffee
only when its strong black and sweet. I always, every time repeat this little rhyme (thought it dosent rhyme) in to it in a sing-song way while stiring it:
I once knew a girl who lived in a well.
Who lived in a well?
It was treacle well.
A few people have caught me in this, they never knew quite what to say.
(Fri 8th Apr 2005, 19:49, More)
Singing to my coffee
only when its strong black and sweet. I always, every time repeat this little rhyme (thought it dosent rhyme) in to it in a sing-song way while stiring it:
I once knew a girl who lived in a well.
Who lived in a well?
It was treacle well.
A few people have caught me in this, they never knew quite what to say.
(Fri 8th Apr 2005, 19:49, More)
» Scars with history
Sister making Chips
Using a weird potato slicing chip maker. Without Guard. Not paying attention. Slices most of her hand up with 1 stroke, (it had multiple blades) cue being rushed off to A&E and my laughing at her for saying I would hurt myself using it! Needless to say we threw that thing away after this.
Another quality one from her, walking around our wood floored kitchen in socks, slips and leg goes straight through front of oven, slashes up leg and broken glass everywhere.
Shes a bit of a dumbass really.
Also shes half blind.
(Wed 9th Feb 2005, 17:30, More)
Sister making Chips
Using a weird potato slicing chip maker. Without Guard. Not paying attention. Slices most of her hand up with 1 stroke, (it had multiple blades) cue being rushed off to A&E and my laughing at her for saying I would hurt myself using it! Needless to say we threw that thing away after this.
Another quality one from her, walking around our wood floored kitchen in socks, slips and leg goes straight through front of oven, slashes up leg and broken glass everywhere.
Shes a bit of a dumbass really.
Also shes half blind.
(Wed 9th Feb 2005, 17:30, More)
» Scars with history
Girls name on my left forearm.
along with the standards across both wrists. pretty normal stuff. Didnt think about scarring at the time surprisingly...
(Wed 9th Feb 2005, 20:59, More)
Girls name on my left forearm.
along with the standards across both wrists. pretty normal stuff. Didnt think about scarring at the time surprisingly...
(Wed 9th Feb 2005, 20:59, More)