» Useless advice

Just found a good one
"Warning! This product is fitted with a security device which is NOT MICROWAVABLE"

On the package for a printer cartridge.
(Thu 26th Oct 2006, 11:49, More)

» The most cash I've ever carried

Once upon a time, in Hull
To set the scene, I was on work experience, which you aren't meant to do with your parents or anything.

Anyway it was the day my teacher came to visit, so obviously my dad and I thought it a good time to take a trip out to a trawler in Hull, carrying probably a few dozen thousand american dollars, to give to a bunch of gigantic russian fishermen, in a small dank room inside a trawler.

Good old Mother Russia.
(Mon 26th Jun 2006, 5:24, More)

» Weird Traditions


It's a tradition to get tanked up and sing bohemian rhapsody at full volume among me and my friends.
(Fri 29th Jul 2005, 17:34, More)