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I'm in Leeds, But I'm a manc. I'm 28.

I am now on myspace, so add me, b3tans: http://www.myspace.com/dirty_bob1977

This is me:

I come to b3ta/talk because of the extensive depravity exhibited by its regular contributors. It makes me feel at home.

Currently reading: Cloud Atlas

Mr Tea wrote this about me:

The Bob who is known as the Dirty
comes across as playful and flirty;
he goes down the dock,
shows the sailors his cock,
and services twenty or thirty.

Top trump by Mr Baldmonkey:

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Best answers to questions:

» I was drunk when I bought this

one time, at the pub i was really, really really drunk from all of teh beer.
and then i went and bought...

wait for it...

more beer!

i'm mad me...MAD!
(Fri 10th Jun 2005, 11:31, More)

» Teenage Poetry

Me being a teenager was so long ago that no poems exist any more. Here is a poem (based on truth) about my teenage years instead.
When i was twelve
I had a wet dream
But i didn't wank properly
til i was fourteen.

My first climax came
When i was stroking my phallus
To the great tennis scene
In "debbie does Dallas".

I'm not sure why
it hadn't happened til then
Perhaps there wasn't
Enough ink in my pen.
(Thu 11th Aug 2005, 18:22, More)

» Crappy Prizes

Always ask what the prize is....
Did the weekly quiz with some mates in a rough-ish pub in Leeds and then entered the raffle.

It was a meat raffle. I won. I am vegetarian.
(Mon 8th Aug 2005, 10:40, More)

» Stupid Tourists

My brother used to work as a croupier on a cruise ship.
He was once asked by an American:

"Do these stairs go up?"
(Thu 14th Jul 2005, 12:40, More)

» Losing Your Virginity

aged 17...
the staff toilet of the royal exchange shops (before they got bombed). I was much fitter and stronger then, and was able to manage it against a wall whislt holding her up. would probably die doing that now.

to cap it all, heard a year later she was a lesbian. 5 years after that i emailed her via friendsreunited and she assured me that she kind of knew already but wanted one last try at some fella action. My mates still think I turned her.
(Thu 3rd Mar 2005, 11:37, More)
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