» Injured Siblings

Once poked my sister in the eye
I wanted to know what eyes felt like, and my infant mind knew better than to test on myself.
(Sat 20th Aug 2005, 20:27, More)

» Pure Ignorance

In Florida
3/4s through the "It's A Small World" ride.

Father: Ohhhhh. They're different countries!
(Sat 8th Jan 2005, 13:17, More)

» Claims to Fame

My best claim to fame...
I know and see frequently my dad, who was once on Fifteen To One about 20 years ago.
(Sat 26th Feb 2005, 9:17, More)

» Your Weirdest Teacher

My old Chemistry teacher...
was/is a convicted paedophile.

I guess that classifies him as weirder than the German teacher who locked herself in the cupboard to cry for an hour after a pupil took the piss out of her long dead husband.
(Wed 9th Nov 2005, 21:21, More)