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cock arrabiatta
when in first year trying to impress my GF, i had her over planning to cook a lovely meal. (spaghetti arabiatta...classy) cooked with loads of chilli. everything was just simmering when she gave me a call saying she'd be over in 20 minutes. forseeing a night of fun ahead i nipped off to the showers for a quick shuffle [and wash]. she arrived -i presented lovely meals in my room [plus token poorly chosen mood music]. 2 minutes later i started feeling the most intense agony all over my penis- 5 minutes later sweat broke out on my forehead- ten minutes later i couldn't bear it anymore- dashed to the sink filled my pint glass with water and spent the next hour with my flaming red penis in a pint of water avoiding eye contact with said giggling now slightly disgusted GF.

penis + chilli never mix
(Sat 29th Dec 2007, 12:42, More)