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» Scars with history

Happy memories
I have a two six-stitch scars on my scrotum, corresponding exactly to the fixed locations of my lovely balls following an emergency torsion-related surgery when I was just 17. Nowadays, when the light catches it just so, my "happy sack" looks like a startled badger with a reasonably sized snout.

It's all coming back to me, as if the indignity of having my fledgeling pubic mane shaved wasn't enough, the (quite young and pretty) nurse who did it rasped her way through the process with no shaving foam. The post-prep scene was a bit like post-bomb Hiroshima - rubble everywhere with the occasional warped-looking building unaccountably spared. Oh! The humanity!
(Fri 4th Feb 2005, 15:43, More)

» Teenage Poetry

not mine, honest..
see that girl there?
the one with the purple hair?
cutting her wrists 'cos she just doesn't care
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about me
(Thu 11th Aug 2005, 15:01, More)