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a tram ride to far
after a considerably heavy drinking session celebrating christmas at the office party, i done the inevitable asnd missed my last train and crashed at a mates house. to get back to my house envolved a tram ride from croydon to wimbledon, not a problem i thought, just sit still breath softly and hopefully the smell of oranges and a watery jaw won't happen. as the tram pulled up to the station outside valley park a the smell of oranges flooded into my mouth and i proceeded to spray the sweet little o.a.p. sitting oppersite me with about 10 pints and enough vodka chasers to open up your own cocktail bar.

as you can imagine she wasn't best pleased so i made a quick exit from the tube and continued to 'techni-colour yawn' into a nearby bush.
(Tue 24th Aug 2004, 13:08, More)