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» B3TA Most Haunted

Shopping Basket
Many years ago my wife and I were viewing an old house with the hope of renting it. The renting agent told us that it used to belong to an old lady and that it was her son that was renting it since she passed away. I said to my wife after the viewing that it was strange that the house was completely empty apart from an old ladies type wheeled shopping basket in the main bedroom to which my wife replied "what basket?" we never went back there...
(Sun 16th Sep 2012, 17:31, More)

» Fancy Dress

Many years ago a friend of mine went to a fancy dress party at our local pub dressed as a bottle of pernod, he had made a 6 foot plaster of paris bottle with a hole to look out of, this was great until he couldnt hold his beer any longer and was too pissed to get out of the costume, we layed him down and started to pull him out but it was too late he had soiled himself pmsl
(Tue 17th Jan 2006, 10:54, More)

» Sexism

Why do women get married in white?
Coz it's the colour of most kitchen appliances....

because they are pure?

yeh right!! lol
(Tue 29th Dec 2009, 9:34, More)

» Unexpected Good Fortune

You Could Win A Prize!
You know those lengthy questionaires you get from companies that say you might win a prize if you fill them in, knowing you never will, well my missus was bored at work and had a go, within the week she had a phone call at work telling her she had won an iPod, thinking it would be the cheapest one they had, imagine our delight when a spanking new iPod video 30gb fell through the letterbox! you never can tell can you :P
(Mon 18th Sep 2006, 14:52, More)

» I just don't get it

People who carry there dogs
Why the fuck do people do this, dogs have got 4 good legs that will carry them further than any human could ever walk, so for fucks sakes put the mongrels on the floor!
(Fri 1st Apr 2005, 22:09, More)
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