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I quite enjoy the smell of waffles and urine.

I have been to Malta and India and 21 other countries.

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» That's when I knew it was over...

What is Easter anyway?
I was dating a very attractive young lady. She told me she had found Jesus and was very religious and that was very important to her. Although I am not religious I tried to remain open-minded and accepting (getting in her pants depended on it).

Making conversation one afternoon I asked "Do you have big plans with your church friends for Easter?" "No," she replied. "Really, why not? Easter is a big deal, right?"

"I guess," she said. She paused for a second then asked me "What is Easter anyway?" She didn't know what Easter was.

It was over.
(Wed 27th Jul 2005, 1:22, More)