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I live in a small town outside Glasgow which should be twinned with Royston Vasey. Our local nutter is Jackie Brady who gets washed once a year, (when the local priest gives him food and a bath!), so smells like shite on toast! Legend goes that his wife drowned when in the bath so he swore an oath to Jebus to resist soap forever, (i think the priest is a loophole). He is rumoured to be a millionaire despite the fact his income is generated by knocking on people's doors and collecting empty glass bottles to redeem the 20p for his efforts!
(Sun 19th Sep 2004, 15:32, More)