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That's me. Painted by El Greco on acid.

I'm an ill-educated assgoblin.

You are GODFREY UGO. You are the Chairman of the Contract Debt Investigation and Payment Commission for the government of Nigeria.  You have $200 Million that you wish to give away 25%. Your business is 100% risk free.
Which Nigerian spammer are You?


is a Giant Mecha-Ape that can Fly, is Easily Confused and in League with Dark Forces, emits Clouds of Inky Smoke, and has a Humorous Nephew Sidekick.

Strength: 7 Agility: 8 Intelligence: 2

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