» Office Christmas Parties

work party on the 15 of december this year
all paid for by work. a work that now hates me. we went for a meal at a VERY posh pub.... a certain hare and hound in Marlow, Bucks. sat opposite the MD's wife and shouted about how big Jenna Jamison's tits are. then proceeded to tell my boss that hes a f'ing w**ker for not payng me enough. spilt drink every where, blamed it on the barman. then on the way home, got the guy whos giving me a lift to stop down a country road so i could piss. he reversed back and switched his headlights on full on me (and my 'ahem').... so i waved it at them and walked back to try to kiss the two 50 year old women sat in the back... needless to say they were not impressed.... just like my g/f when she was told....
(Wed 22nd Dec 2004, 12:22, More)

» Things you've done when you've had no money.

went carol singing........
would have been ok if i wasn't 17 amd 6' 2'' at the time.
my mate little brother would come in handy at times, cos then it looked like we were takng him.
we could go round a different area of the town each night, raise about £40, get lashed on stella and jump a taxi home from wherever we were.
(away in a manger doesnt count as payment to the local taxi firm)
(Mon 11th Oct 2004, 15:09, More)