» It's not me, it's the drugs talking

I took a lot..
It was my 21st. I spent 2 days completely off my tits on everything under the sun.. all i remember is walking down the street so completely fucked that my mate gave me 2 leaves. told me i was a tree. i spent an hour standing in my front room when i got back not moving holding these fucking leaves because I was completely convinced i was a tree. They all sat laughing at me. Bastards.
(Thu 15th Dec 2005, 16:37, More)

» When I met the parents

Psycho ex meets folks
Ex is invited over for dinner, now parents have a rather large house. Que ex asking mom very casually.. "does he get the house when you die?" money grabbing bitch..
(Mon 23rd May 2005, 17:22, More)

» The last thing that made me cry

blarted like a girl..
When i finally got to see nin play hurt after waiting 10 years to see them..

and everytime i hear either Hallelujah by Jeff Buckley or All that could have been by nin.. christ im such a nancy boy :/
(Thu 14th Apr 2005, 17:33, More)

» When I met the parents

I couldnt even make this up!
Current lady stays over after we had a house party. Woke up the next morning, all the power gone in the flat. Dad comes over to fix it (having not met her). Turned out the plug socket next to my bed had taken "a beating" and blown the fuse in the flat. I dont know if she was more embarrased or he was proud :)
(Mon 23rd May 2005, 17:27, More)

» Pure Ignorance

i was a bit slow that day..
in car with a mate discussing which hospitals we were born in. He turns round and says "i was born in a womens hospital". I stopped myself halfway through saying "but your a bloke??"...

dont know how i make it through the day sometimes..
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 16:21, More)