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In otter news: Ray The Otter

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This wouldn't be b3ta with out a seedy sea

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Recent front page messages:

(Mon 26th Jul 2010, 20:57, More)

look what floated through the window!

variations on a theme
(Sun 13th Apr 2008, 15:24, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Why I was late

I was late to a music lesson once...
I told my teacher I was being contrapunctual.
(Sat 30th Jun 2007, 16:37, More)

» Customers from Hell

I was a customer from hell today
I asked for a kilo of cheese. What was I thinking, expecting them to know what a kilo was!

She weighed up about 500g and said, "so you about half that then, right?"

I almost got shouty.
(Sat 6th Sep 2008, 2:47, More)

» Family codes and rituals

I can see the sea!
this is what the person to see the sea would have to say on our family holidays or else...well, or else they'd turn and go "oh yeah". It wasn't that strict a ritual.
(Tue 25th Nov 2008, 17:30, More)

» Banks

I went to a cash point
and sat in the slot was a £10 note!

I needed £20 so I put my card in the machine and watched it blue screen and reboot into windows XP. Piece of shit.
(Fri 17th Jul 2009, 18:33, More)

» I'm going to Hell...

I think my "religion is bullshit" tshirt
might have done the trick
(Thu 18th Dec 2008, 6:33, More)
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