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» The last thing that made me cry

When my boss didn't give me the payrise i deserve
I've been working my arse off for the last year for them...
Maybe crying was a slight overreaction, but i'd already planned what i was gonna spend the money on
(Fri 15th Apr 2005, 12:31, More)

» Fancy Dress

One of my mates had a fancy dress party for her 18th, one of those that if you haven't made a huge effort with your costume you weren't gonna be let in. I decided, the despite the fact I'm a girl, to go as a drag queen (girl dressed up as a boy dressed up as a girl, hmm). I did the whole pink wig, false eyelashes, 6 inch heels, feather boa bit. Not even my best friend recognised me. I also found out later that everyone there thought I was a huge exhibitionist - which I'm not at all, I was just getting into character.
(Sat 14th Jan 2006, 9:57, More)

» When animals attack...

I got attacked by a swan. I was on a canoeing weekend (I was never going to admit that to anyone…) in Wales last year. Minding my own business, paddling along (quite a way ahead of everyone else cos they were pissing about), and there it was. Paddled straight past it as we were told, so I could get out of its territory but it obviously didn’t like me at all…next thing I knew it was flying at my head! I was very, very scared. Anyone who tells you swans aren’t the most frightening thing ever is lying. I had nowhere to go, middle of a very deep river with a MONSTER flying at me. Lucky for my skull the swan didn’t want to hurt me, just to scare me, so it swerved at the last moment. It did proceed to do this twice more though. This swan must have had the biggest territory ever cos I was paddling like crazy for about 10 minutes to try and get away from the thing. It finally left me alone but has left me emotionally scarred. I used to think they were beautiful but now whenever I see one I see the devil.
(Thu 2nd Jun 2005, 15:53, More)

» Little things that turn you on

The smell of blokes necks
drives me wild. they all have a similar smell...don't know what it is, but i can't get enough of it.
(Thu 17th Feb 2005, 15:52, More)

» Look! It's me in the Local Paper

Oh the shame
At the age of about 10 I won a townwide talent competition playing memory from cats on the violin. A week later there I am on the front of the local paper, wearing a white roll neck top with the heaviest fringe you have ever seen and clutching the tackiest trophy. I really hope my mum hasn't still got the clipping cos is should never be seen!!
(Tue 15th Feb 2005, 17:35, More)
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