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G'day mates!
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and if it hasn't been done
I'll eat Dave's hat!

(Fri 11th Nov 2005, 14:39, More)

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» Useless Information

The north and south poles
are the only places where you can have sex in
all the world's timezones at once. Unfortunately,
the poles also have a tendency to cause frigidity
in women.
(Sat 19th Mar 2005, 21:18, More)

» Pure Ignorance

a few years back
I was doing tech support for a healthcare firm, mostly we spoke to nurses who were good, hardworking folk, but not the most technically literate.

As the hardware expert, I was sitting with Anna, the program expert and a manager talking to a lady in the deep south(US) on a speakerphone. Anna asked the woman to please close all the windows, and the woman replied in a long drawl, "You mean in the whole building?"

Anna immediately muted the speakerphone and we all broke out in gales of laughter that had the whole office floor sticking their heads out of their cubicles.
(Tue 11th Jan 2005, 20:23, More)