» My Worst Date

Never let your dad set you up on a blind date
Me dad told me about this girl at his workplace who was keen to meet me, he portrayed a picture of beauty, a girl with immense intelligence and humour. Curious, i began to text her and we arranged to go and meet at the nearby cinema. When i saw her i nearly screamed inside, my dad set me up with the dumb elephant man. I spent the whole afternoon with her, myself doing all the talking. When she dropped me home i went upstairs and cried, i was seen out with her in public. Next day i called my dad a cunt. She still texts me now,I SEEN HER BLOODY FOUR MONTHS AGO, ARRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH!


p.s. She was ginger
(Wed 27th Oct 2004, 10:49, More)

» Out of my depth

Uni Days
My mates and I were on lunch one glorious thursday, so we decided to smoke some weed to make the afternoon lectures 'interesting'. After lunch was construction technology, over 100 students and one very sarcastic lecturer. Lecturer asks my mate a question (e.g. whats a floor joist hanger?), i told my mate the answer was 3, mate looks like a prat and i find myself with the giggles, I was promptly thrown out with looks of disgust from my fellow students. Wankers!
(Tue 19th Oct 2004, 14:33, More)

» Evidence that you're getting old

At 21...
1.Ive lived on my own for 2 years
2.I work as a full-time professional in construction
3.Ive had a 3year relationship which ended like a divorce
4.Ive got an obsession with alcohol
5.I hate teenagers (chavs and grebes)
6.I never stop reading the news ALL DAY LONG
7.Got a receding hairline
8.This list could go on.....


Still, im getting the ride every week,hahahahaha!

Keeps me young
(Tue 2nd Nov 2004, 16:35, More)