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Rupert the Bear jumper
I got a Rupert the Bear jumper when I was about seven. I wasn't too young to know that Rupert was a mondo dillbreath, and that no self-respecting man could wear the furry, yellow-scarfed, rhyming-couplet-living nonce emblazoned across their chest. My aunt had probably heard me say 'I like Rupert the Bear' or something a few months before hand, not remembering that a few months in the mind of an under ten is like a whole fashion era in grown-up time. Needless to say, I absolutely threw down...and have got amazing presents ever since. Look and learn, kids - tantrums work.
(Fri 24th Sep 2004, 14:14, More)