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Hello! I'm Trashcanglam!

I enjoy skipping, basketweaving, and political terrorism, and have just reamed your mother.

Recent front page messages:

from a chance misreading of 'little miss stubborn' in sainsbury's....

(Wed 25th Jun 2003, 10:45, More)

The Bowler Crab

sadly vanished from this planet for the sake of a passing fashion...
(Thu 30th Jan 2003, 21:34, More)

did somebody say Dot Matrix?

(Wed 15th Jan 2003, 23:15, More)

i am fucking ill. and you are all to blame.

^^^ that is EXACTLY how i feel ^^^
(Tue 20th Aug 2002, 21:23, More)

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» It's not me, it's the drugs talking

After a spectacular pill binge...
...the wife and I went back home and finally crashed out in bed, utterly wankfaced. When we woke up later that day there was a fucking ENORMOUS turd sitting in the middle of the hall. Neither of us have any recollection of having done it, and neither will admit responsibility.
(Sun 18th Dec 2005, 22:26, More)