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» Guilty Pleasures
My odd pleasures
Moving from room to room like im a spy with a gun. Moving stealthily, hiding against walls and shooting any life forms i come across.
Hiding behind a wall then peering around and staring at the person there. Then when they see me, let them stare for a few seconds before i go back behind the wall acting like they havent seen me. Sometimes i even pretend to talk on a radio saying things like "Suspect hasnt seen me" which causes maximum annoyance.
Scaring my mum, making her scream. I once hid under the computer desk and when she was standing by it i streched out my hand and made a groaning sound. She probably shat herself.
Knocking on the window when my dog is in the garden and then ducking when he looks.
(Sat 9th Apr 2005, 13:47, More)
My odd pleasures
Moving from room to room like im a spy with a gun. Moving stealthily, hiding against walls and shooting any life forms i come across.
Hiding behind a wall then peering around and staring at the person there. Then when they see me, let them stare for a few seconds before i go back behind the wall acting like they havent seen me. Sometimes i even pretend to talk on a radio saying things like "Suspect hasnt seen me" which causes maximum annoyance.
Scaring my mum, making her scream. I once hid under the computer desk and when she was standing by it i streched out my hand and made a groaning sound. She probably shat herself.
Knocking on the window when my dog is in the garden and then ducking when he looks.
(Sat 9th Apr 2005, 13:47, More)
» Pure Ignorance
Americans......again
This is what happened to a friend of mine when he was waiting for a train.
American (to my friend): Bloody Limies, why do your trains never run on time?
My friend (quick as a flash): Bloody Yankies, why do you always blow things up? I dont run South-West fucking trians!
(Mon 10th Jan 2005, 0:03, More)
Americans......again
This is what happened to a friend of mine when he was waiting for a train.
American (to my friend): Bloody Limies, why do your trains never run on time?
My friend (quick as a flash): Bloody Yankies, why do you always blow things up? I dont run South-West fucking trians!
(Mon 10th Jan 2005, 0:03, More)
» Weird Traditions
This is a customer announcement...
I work in Sainsburys and whenever the tannoy thing goes 'Ding Dong' i have to say to myself 'This is a penis announcement' just before the person on the tannoy says 'this is a customer/colleuge announcement...'.
Sainsburys does strange things to a boy.
(Thu 28th Jul 2005, 18:21, More)
This is a customer announcement...
I work in Sainsburys and whenever the tannoy thing goes 'Ding Dong' i have to say to myself 'This is a penis announcement' just before the person on the tannoy says 'this is a customer/colleuge announcement...'.
Sainsburys does strange things to a boy.
(Thu 28th Jul 2005, 18:21, More)
» I just don't get it
Mr Sheen
I dont understand the jingle at the end of Mr. Sheen adverts. What is the high pitched woman saying? "Mr. Sheen shines something something something".
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 16:17, More)
Mr Sheen
I dont understand the jingle at the end of Mr. Sheen adverts. What is the high pitched woman saying? "Mr. Sheen shines something something something".
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 16:17, More)
» Guilty Pleasures
Sainsburys
I work at Sainsburys and love nothing more than squashing things in the packets for example, marsmallows and bags of Sun Maid Juicy Figs and Apricots.
Also absolutly love it when someone comes upto me and askes to have their bread sliced because it means i get to use the bread slicer!!
And i also steal fizzy cherry cola bottles from the pic n mix when no ones looking :)
(Sat 9th Apr 2005, 14:30, More)
Sainsburys
I work at Sainsburys and love nothing more than squashing things in the packets for example, marsmallows and bags of Sun Maid Juicy Figs and Apricots.
Also absolutly love it when someone comes upto me and askes to have their bread sliced because it means i get to use the bread slicer!!
And i also steal fizzy cherry cola bottles from the pic n mix when no ones looking :)
(Sat 9th Apr 2005, 14:30, More)