» Well, that taught 'em

Sandwiches
When i was young and immature (about 5 years ago) i went to a normal highschool like any other and had sandwiches for lunch, cheap and tasty, great. So, one day i cant find the sandwiches in my bag and go all day without food because i couldnt afford anything else. I found out later it was because a little scrotbag had hidden them during a lesson. I found the sandwiches and them left them in their nice bag behind a radiator for about 3 weeks. Wouldnt have been so bad if they were'nt tuna and mayo... so anyway, 3 weeks of maturing later and the things are rotten, seriously, ive worked on a dairy farm and not smelt things that bad. I proceed to leave the sandwiches in the scrotbag's bag. I say left, i opened the bag and smeared the sandwich over most of his things.
Yay for revenge :D
(Thu 26th Apr 2007, 15:32, More)

» DIY Techno-hacks

Shit music
Not at my house, but at my girlfriend's brother. He wired up a radio to the light switch wire and also included a magnetic strip switch, like for burgurlar alarms, on the door frame. Result; whenever you go in the toilet, turn on the light and close the door the radio would come on! Only tuned to 1 station as it was hidden in the ceiling, but still, music while you crap... theres some fancy living!
(Fri 21st Aug 2009, 10:59, More)

» School Projects

The first of many to come Im sure
A-level Physics this time, and part of our coursework was to give a 5-10 minute presentation on ANY topic of our choice, relating to physics obviously, and we were paired up for this incredible task, I choose my best friend, and worst lay-about homework dodger, Josh. We didnt really discuss it other than, 'this should be fun' before really getting back to doing fuck all.

So 2 weeks pass and the deadline is in the afternoon, 1pm, and we still havn't researched, written, posterised or even powerpointed a single fact. Or even chosen a topic for that matter! So in an incredible rush we spend 1 hour looking at topics surrounding faster than light travel. Futuristic, check. Physics related, check. Possibly so complicated that the teacher wouldn't have read anything about it... check.

So we walk in, with no material in hand, and continue to give a great presentation with amazing board drawing supplied by myself and an explination about how if you generated dark matter, space time would curve and psuh you through space, much like when you swallow food down your throat. Needless to say it was a shambles and I think I stuttered most of it.

So our suprise comes when the teacher, who really I think had the hots for both me and Josh, gives us the best mark in the class. Needless to say the shock actually made us concentrate for the rest of the course, although it didnt really help much...

Length? Well if space and time is infinitly expanding as time passes, I think I'll measure it later
(Thu 13th Aug 2009, 18:14, More)

» Strict Parents

My Ex...
She had a rough time with her parents and still is! Theyre Jehovas witnesses so see anything away from their own stupid religion as morally wrong, because of this she cant (or advised not to):
# Have friends outside of the religion
# Go out with anyone outside of the religion (inc. me)
# Go to university, somethin about actually being happy and not needin religion, though they dont say that
# Give blood, fair enough
# Think for herself, not a choice they just dont like people thinking about what they follow

As you can see Jehovas Witnesses are just friggin stupid, what worries me the more is that she believes it all after its shitted so many things up for her...

Oh yea, and they see child molesting as 'not that bad'
...Twunts...
(Thu 8th Mar 2007, 18:14, More)

» I just don't get it

Hentai Tenticles Answer
Its actually because of japanese law, theyre fine with nudity, sex, etc but dont like genitals drawn out. Its why you see the things with tenticles instead of penis' and other examples such as huge diamonds in vaginas. Strange but the jap population have coem to like it from law. SO there you go.....


Badger
(Tue 5th Apr 2005, 10:00, More)