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» Social Networking Gaffes

This asian bird
...added me on myspace one day. We started talking, she seemed nice. We met up one day, and she was equally less psycho in real life than online, although her English was better written than spoken. My name is Gavin, so for short she called me Gav, or "Gaff" as she pronounced it.

One day out the blue she arrived at my house with some rods (ooh-er!), some nets and some other fisihing equipment, so we drove to the local lake and started fishing.

We threw the net in, waited for a few minutes then dragged it in. We had no fishes at all, just the net rammed with shells. I was a bit pissed off and thought the net was broken, but we examined further and they were actually Oysters!

She then said to me...
"So shell net working, Gaff?"

/grabs coat
(Sat 13th Sep 2008, 8:53, More)

» Procrastination

I couldn't even be arsed
(Fri 14th Nov 2008, 13:21, More)

» Customers from Hell

Pizza the action
I work in a restaurant. We get a few idiots in as everywhere does, but the best one I experienced myself was when I was working as a waiter.

Customer: "Excuse me, how big is the 10 inch pizza?"
I, after a mental facepalm, replied
"Oh, about ten inches"

To much laughter from the rest of the table.

Silly customers!
Length? Well, you know that already!
(Sat 6th Sep 2008, 12:49, More)

» Amazing displays of ignorance

Working as a waiter...
Customer: "How big is the ten-inch pizza?"
Me: "About ten inches."
*cue laughter from the rest of the table, hopefully at him*
(Thu 25th Mar 2010, 12:42, More)

» Stuff I've found

Whilst working as a busser at a restaurant
I kept finding piles of money on tables I was cleaning, I was broosted for weeks!

I ended up getting sacked for stealing a week later, I didn't nick anything though!
(Fri 7th Nov 2008, 10:54, More)
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