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» Pure Ignorance

It was me *sigh*
Although in my defence I was 11, this prick in our year comes up to me, points to a friend and says: "could you tell me that boys name, I want to report him to the headteacher" To which I give him my best Fuck You smirk and craftily shout to said friend "Alex, don't tell him your name!"

Showed him.
(Sun 9th Jan 2005, 19:10, More)

» Injured Siblings

Little mother trucker
When I was about four my big sister was annoying me. So being a little fucker I smashed a piece of my new plastic truck off on her head, before telling my dad that it was broken when I opened the box. He complained to woolies, receipt in hand and I got a new truck.
(Sun 21st Aug 2005, 19:04, More)

» I just don't get it

ITV?
Good point, what the fuck is up with ITV? How many burberry clad viewers are there in Britain?
(Mon 4th Apr 2005, 17:21, More)

» Claims to Fame

How's this for tenuous...
My mum's cousins friend played the guitar in that song "...ever so lonely lonely...".
(Sun 27th Feb 2005, 15:29, More)

» Pure Ignorance

Me again. *sob*
I clicked on StupidGlueBoy's link thinking he had actually made the site in response to Apeloverage's comments.

And incidentally, the US generally uses 91 octane petrol, which is indeed different to the 95/98 octane European petrol.
(Wed 12th Jan 2005, 17:18, More)
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