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I've got a little shop now with some lovely t-shirts and bags!

Recent front page messages:

How mince pies are made...

*cor blimey!*
(Fri 15th Dec 2006, 15:48, More)

Oh, Tony!

Shoppity plop
(Thu 7th Dec 2006, 16:50, More)


(Thu 27th Jul 2006, 18:09, More)

Careful when he sneezes

(Fri 28th Apr 2006, 11:07, More)


(Fri 7th Apr 2006, 22:27, More)

He don't like bullshitters...but he doesn't mind bumsniffers...

(Mon 3rd Apr 2006, 18:06, More)

Kitten hula champ 2006!

(Mon 27th Mar 2006, 19:40, More)

The true secret of his orange cheesiness.

(Tue 7th Mar 2006, 16:02, More)

The tragic kitchen accident that left Jamie with his massively deformed tongue...

(Mon 6th Mar 2006, 22:46, More)

More ten peas!

(Mon 27th Feb 2006, 14:27, More)

Deal with this Edmonds!

(Tue 21st Feb 2006, 18:44, More)

Mr Twin enjoys flower arranging to relax on a Sunday

(Sun 19th Feb 2006, 16:06, More)

If I directed Reservoir Dogs...

(Thu 9th Feb 2006, 13:56, More)

Gillian Mckeith loves a nice big bowl of poo for breakfast...

...washed down with a refreshing glass of wee!
(Wed 8th Feb 2006, 16:31, More)

I'll stop now :)

(Wed 11th Jan 2006, 11:56, More)

I be bored again

(Tue 10th Jan 2006, 15:27, More)

It's not funny...

...but I'm bored and I wondered what it would look like if cats read the news...
(Mon 9th Jan 2006, 17:46, More)


(Fri 16th Dec 2005, 14:13, More)

Life in the undergrowth...

(Thu 1st Dec 2005, 10:32, More)

Behold! It's Captain Carrot!

(and his trusty sidekicks the Spudz)
That's Spudz with a "z" because I'm so down wit da kidz :)
(Thu 24th Nov 2005, 12:05, More)


(Sun 2nd Oct 2005, 13:42, More)

Oh Ernie!

(Tue 27th Sep 2005, 12:15, More)

Blah Blah Blah....Belm!

(Thu 22nd Sep 2005, 13:46, More)

The moustache, the little cap, the shrill voice, the companionship of his "brother" Luigi...

It all makes perfect sense now! Go Mario!
(Mon 19th Sep 2005, 16:58, More)


(Sun 18th Sep 2005, 16:01, More)

He lives in a testicle, under the sea!

(Mon 29th Aug 2005, 16:20, More)

Because she deserves it...

...if she thinks face cream containing chemicals with silly made up names will actually work!
(Sun 21st Aug 2005, 20:50, More)

B-Boy Bear!

(Thu 28th Jul 2005, 16:20, More)

Hula Chihuahua!

(Tue 12th Jul 2005, 17:49, More)

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