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i come from yorkshire! up 't nor'th!

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» Petty Sabotage

in the bygone days, you use to have bottles of milk with a silver foil top on them. I became an expert at getting these tops off, drinking some milk then replacing said top so that it looked untouched! my eldest sister (bitch) i hated, used to buy these bottles of milk, of which i used to drink some of the milk and piss in it to fill it up again! she never noticed!
(Wed 4th May 2005, 11:16, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

I think the funniest graffiti i saw in a toilet, written on the walls either side were the words 'FOR RULES ON TOILET TENNIS,SEE OTHER WALL'

Sorry for length, but I was born like it!
(Sun 6th May 2007, 9:12, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

I just love eating out of tins. cold custard, cold creamed rice, cold spaghetti, you name it.
one other thing, cutting and chewing my toenails after a bath!
(Sun 10th Apr 2005, 22:21, More)

» Claims to Fame

I was with a friend who worked at the Circus Tavern in Tilbury as a sound man
and he introduced me to Richard Digance.
He has massive hands. he put his hand up to mine and mine looks like a kids one!
still got the pic to prove it!

really nice bloke!

Have also shook hands with Dick Emery, Tommy Trinder and Leslie Crowther.
(Mon 28th Feb 2005, 7:38, More)