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If you're askin'
I'm dancin'
Some Of The Rubbish I've Made
Davros enjoys the same sports his other disabled friends do
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If you're askin'
I'm dancin'
Some Of The Rubbish I've Made
Davros enjoys the same sports his other disabled friends do
Recent front page messages:
There really is no way to deliver some news nicely, but Diana's parents attempt was probably in bad taste...
(Wed 6th Nov 2002, 14:43, More)
(Wed 6th Nov 2002, 14:43, More)
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» My Worst Date
Bad dates have consequences...
I met a really beautiful girl whilst out for a drink with an ex at a jazz bar (she was an ex when these events happened).
Saw her across the room and had all the soppy stuff I'm not going to discuss. Suffice it to say I employed the tactic of talking to her mates. After a while of continued exchanged glances etc. she stood in the middle of the dance floor, look at me and gestured me over.
Obliging (of course) we dance away and she tells me I'm a really good dancer. At the end of the first song I do the 'throw' (where you hold them and they throw the head and shoulders back). Sadly, I hadn't factored in the big metal chair she banged her head on into the equation.
Feeling mortified, even though she was laughing through the tears, I begged her for one more dance. She said yes and we danced really well together, until I span her and got her hair caught in the sleeve buttons on my jacket. It literally took us a few minutes to extricate ourselves and shortly afterwards she took my number and left.
Suffice it to say, she's made my life a living hell for the last year or so and continues to make me pay for that crap first evening by nagging me, dragging me round shops and insisting that I cook for her every now and then.
(Tue 26th Oct 2004, 20:47, More)
Bad dates have consequences...
I met a really beautiful girl whilst out for a drink with an ex at a jazz bar (she was an ex when these events happened).
Saw her across the room and had all the soppy stuff I'm not going to discuss. Suffice it to say I employed the tactic of talking to her mates. After a while of continued exchanged glances etc. she stood in the middle of the dance floor, look at me and gestured me over.
Obliging (of course) we dance away and she tells me I'm a really good dancer. At the end of the first song I do the 'throw' (where you hold them and they throw the head and shoulders back). Sadly, I hadn't factored in the big metal chair she banged her head on into the equation.
Feeling mortified, even though she was laughing through the tears, I begged her for one more dance. She said yes and we danced really well together, until I span her and got her hair caught in the sleeve buttons on my jacket. It literally took us a few minutes to extricate ourselves and shortly afterwards she took my number and left.
Suffice it to say, she's made my life a living hell for the last year or so and continues to make me pay for that crap first evening by nagging me, dragging me round shops and insisting that I cook for her every now and then.
(Tue 26th Oct 2004, 20:47, More)
» Losing Your Virginity
cthonic took my arse virginity
and I didn't even feel it...
(Sat 5th Mar 2005, 14:05, More)
cthonic took my arse virginity
and I didn't even feel it...
(Sat 5th Mar 2005, 14:05, More)