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so, it's dad jokes you want, eh?
after having one more than necessary complimentary j.walker brand sensibility relaxants mid-air, my dad spotted a chap sitting nearby the whole time wearing a sleeping mask. he concluded everyone at the airport would not know the identity of said chap now that he was incognito as john citizen. but my dad would not allow them to be fooled. in fact, it seemed he found great joy in telling everyone zorro was standing in the far queue. "the far queue! look, zorro's in the farrrrr queuuuuuuuuuuuue!" hilarity did not ensue. but neither did any nuisance charges.
(Tue 18th Nov 2008, 6:20, More)