» Teenage Parties

Legendary.
We were in the first year of 6th form. This guy, lets call him Andy, was having a quiet get together at his house for a few mates as his rents were away for the weekend and had said it was allowed. No one really even knew who he was, so there was no danger of it getting out of control.

Well, until his so called "mates" decided to photo copy a few hundred maps to his house (with directions helpfully highlighted underneath)and hand them out to everyone in 6th form, as well as posting them up around school and using word of mouth. Everyone was talking about it as his house was on the massive estate in town so there was easy acess for all. We turned up at about 9 and the party was already in full swing. All the chavs who'd left after their GCSEs had turned up, literally everyone in 6th form was there, it was a lovely reunion and the atmosphere was pretty mellow. Then the drink kicked in, resulting in the following:

-Several chavs falling in his pond, some even continuing a fight in it which was quite impressive.

-Somehow some people managing to break into his garage where Andy had hidden all the breakable and/or expensive things in his house, which resulted in a very extensve collection of expenisve minature brandys, whiskys etc being completely obliterated.

-Most of the chairs etc in his house getting broken up to be used in fights or just for general entertainment.
-Some guy drinking so much that he went unconscious, so we had to call an ambulance, he nearly died, that was also quite exciting.

- A few police cars that had been called by neighbours complaining about the noise turning up with the ambulances- the house was stormed (yeh, actually stormed, it was very exciting) by said police, who then searched everyone for drugs (bad luck chavs) and took away several people, they also then kicked anyone under the influence - that would be everyone then - out of the house. Leaving a hundred or so drunken teenagers standing outside in an estate. where the party just continued until the police got called again. They just kept coming back all night, top marks for endurance. At about 3am they had actually got rid of most people, and the rest of us stayed to help tidy up. We'd just cleared all the bottles out of the garden etc when... his parents turned up. They'd been woken up by a neighbour calling them about the party and had driven home from their weekend away to sort the mess out. I don't think they gave him too hard a time tho, but you could hear the shouting from the other side of the estate.

The best bit? Monday morning, all of yr 12 sitting in the common room for assembly, Andy walks in late - and he gets a standing ovation from the whole year that lasts several minutes. I think even some of the teachers joined in. Best. Party. Ever.

Its my first time, be gentle with me.
(Thu 13th Apr 2006, 19:55, More)