» Losing Your Virginity

too young?
i was about 13 and i lived in america at the time (now ive been moved by teh gov't) and i was harmlessly wandering the streets when a big limo pulled up to me and a strange pale white man with a rubber nose callled jack michaelson took me away to neverneverland and had his way with me. my mommy is now sueing him.
(Fri 4th Mar 2005, 10:45, More)

» Shoddy Presents

more shit
my old drunkle has for the past 3 years sent me, thru the post his old underwear....skids n all. cant happen any more tho the mean cunt died hahahaa
(Tue 28th Sep 2004, 16:18, More)

» Pure Ignorance

stupid girl
she said "we must go on holiday to the dominican republic, i mean 6 cans of woodpecker cider comes upto like 99p" and she babbled on about some 75% drink (proabably some form of paint stripper) aswell but i forgot to listen to the rest
(Thu 13th Jan 2005, 12:33, More)

» Near Death Experiences

erm...lots of pain experience but not death
i cheated on my psychopathic girlfriend and she attacked me with a fork...lame i know
(Thu 25th Nov 2004, 12:43, More)