» Useless Information

A
duck's quack can't jump but invented the catflap which has a 30 minute orgasm and is an anagram of Hull City who don't have knees which is the longest word you can write with 6 toes. so now you know.


40 odd pages of facts summarised for your viewing ease
(Tue 22nd Mar 2005, 1:00, More)

» The last thing that made me cry

*sniff*
i donated and haven't received my cool icon thing :(
(Mon 18th Apr 2005, 10:26, More)

» Useless Information

these may or may not have already been said, but.....
Pentheraphobia is the fear of your mother-in-law

Mother-in-law is an anagram of "Woman Hitler"
(Sat 19th Mar 2005, 19:00, More)

» Crappy Prizes

Last
week I won a bottle of wine in a raffle at work.

Ladies darts was on (I work in a bar) and they bring along prizes from home.

Prizes: a 4-pack of Dutch lager
a 75cl bottle of lambrini
a 75cl bottle of crap wine.. chateau de antifreeze or something..
a 25cl bottle of wine
a jigsaw puzzle
a litre bottle of Archers Aqua, peach.

I practically jumped over the bar and sprinted to grab some sort of alcoholic prize.

I got the Chateau de Antifreeze. And drank it that night!

All's well that ends well.
(Fri 5th Aug 2005, 15:09, More)

» The last thing that made me cry

My ex
she told me that coldplay - the scientist reminded her of us, we hadn't spoken for ages and when i looked at the lyrics i just fell apart.
(Thu 14th Apr 2005, 16:25, More)