» Black Sheep

black sheep
It should really be my sister since it came out last year that she had starred in some amateur hardcore videos..

However, it turns out to be me after getting caught by my GF wanking over them....
(Sun 16th Jan 2005, 17:23, More)

» Intense Friendships

early transvestitsm/gay experience...
Long one but you need the background...

So, as you do at school everyone has a best mate, from about the age of 8 or 9 i used to be best mates with this kid from the same village, we went to school together, we hung around together, his older brother bought us newky brown when we were 13 and we got pissed together, the first time we got stoned (thanks to his brother again) we were together.
So anyways, his mam gets asked to look after a house round the corner whilst the occupants are on holiday so we get the keys and decide this would be a good place to hang out with a couple of beers rather than outside the shops...

As you do when you're 15 we started to have a root round the house, and eventually ended up in the bedroom, going thru the wifes undie drawer and she had some pretty nice stuff, bras, corsets, sussies etc. Now, i had already previously experimented with transvestitism (i had 2 sisters for gods sake, who wouldnt succumb to the temptations of the laundry basket) so when it was suggested after a couple of beers that we put some of the gear on i didnt have a problem with it. So, half an hour later we'd put the gear back and were having a laugh about it as you do.
Next day he suggests we go round there again, drinking happily and the conversation turns to the previous night and the underwear so we go upstairs and i pull on some gear, as does he. I needed a piss so nipped for one, and when i came back im treated to the sight of my mate lying on the bed with a stiff cock in one hand and a camera in the other. It was at this point alarm bells started ringing but he asked me to take some pictures of him, so i thought fair enough and snapped off a couple thinking i'll leave in a minute..
So, he then asks if he can take some of me and i say no way, the same response he got when he asked if he could suck me off, or indeed if i wanted to suck him off.
I ran downstairs calling him a dirty fu$ker and got dressed, and after a couple of minutes thinking about it shouted that i'd be down here when he was done.
Anyway, a while passes and he comes down obviously shitting himself that it would be all round school the next day but i assured him that i wouldnt say a word and more beer was drunk

Anyway, perhaps unsuprisingly he came out a few weeks later although i would hope he broke it to his mother in a subtler way

So, that was pretty fu$kin intense for a while i can tell you!
(Fri 28th Jul 2006, 15:33, More)

» The worst sex I ever had

loose....
well, it wasnt the worst for me, i actually quite enjoyed it.....

anyway, myself and the gf are always up for a bit of experimentation, something new etc and have a varied and interesting sex life. So, one day she shoves her vib up my arse whilst im getting a blowy and i have to agree with her that its quite nice. Next day she admits that its one of her fantasies to fuck me with a strap on. No probs says i, so after a bit of shopping on sextoys.co.uk a few days later "paulas power tool" arrives. That night she ploughed me up the arse with this as shes tossing me off, then she bangs me doggy style for a bit and shes coming and shouting a plenty and wants me to do her up the arse. I gets behind her and am banging away, my rings that kind of numb tingly nice feeling and im really getting into it and tell her im gonna cum...

and as i do, my arse is that slack that i shoot and my arse contracts several times and i shit all over the bed, her etc....

As i said, i enjoyed it, however the sound of her cumming and gagging at the same time is one that i will never forget...
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(Sun 17th Jun 2007, 19:37, More)

» My computer gave away my secrets

Cameras
Not giving myself away but...

theres a wonderful free piece of software thats called pc inspector smart recovery, that allows you to recover deleted images, primarily intended for accidentaly deleted photos on digital camera cards, but it also works on hard disks - yay!

So, i often get asked to fix other peoples pc's and when they are done the obligitary search ensues and all manner of stuff comes up - girlfriend/wife pics etc etc but the best find so far has to be a selection of pictures featuring a guy at work in his early 30's dressed in a variety of womens underwear and boots sticking various sized dildos up his own arse and pulling himself off (the biggest one of these must be about 10 inches long, pretty fat and in up to the hilt)

This would also be appropriate for last weeks "accidentaly erotic" question, as in some pics he actually looks quite good and i must confess to the odd wank to them, and am still in 2 minds about approaching him regarding a bit of "experimentation"....
(Fri 10th Feb 2006, 16:54, More)

» Lost...

my car - sort of
went with the misuse to ikea leeds (yeah - i know, sexual blackmail), parked up the ax and spent a thoroughly awful day trawling round looking at all the sh!te they offer, including a wonderful (!) lunch in their "restaurant". Mission accomplished, it was out to the car with armfuls of cheap tat - hmm the key seems to be jammed, cue lots of swearing and eventually a crowd of helpful people trying to slide all sorts down the door and window to open it. Cue couple walking up with a WTF, proceed to open THEIR red ax giving me a mouthful of abuse before driving off. Must embarassment and 2 rows up sat waiting for us was our car.....

Oh the shame, but the small crowd all thought it rather amusing......
(Fri 3rd Dec 2004, 14:36, More)