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» Stupid Tourists

Florida
Technially I'm the tourist here, being British and all, but it's just so classic.

I'm standing in line for a rollercoaster ride in Universal Studios, Florida, where the obviously American couple behind me overhears my conversation with my friend.

I suddenly have a tap on my shoulder.

"Hey, so are you like, from the Royal Family?"

For a moment I was shocked but decided that I should reply with,

"Shh, I'll let you in on a secret. I am part of the Royal Family, infact I'm the Prince, but we're in disguise from the press, so if you could keep quiet, we'd be most pleased".

They even had their picture taken with us.
Bless. Must have made their day.
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 0:34, More)

» Claims to Fame

My sister
is a photo editor for a large children's magazine, and recently had a photo shoot with the band Blue. Cue smug Duncan strolling up to my sister asking her to "punch me in the stomach, go on, feel my pecs".

My sister obliged and whacked him one. Apparantly he said "Ow, too hard". She must have caught him as he was breathing in.

Obviously.
(Fri 25th Feb 2005, 17:24, More)