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» Things you've done when you've had no money.

Four years ago, I wanted to do a degree but had very little money. Luckily, the government and a friendly high street bank lent me some and now I am unemployed and £16,000 in debt. Fucking magic.
(Sun 10th Oct 2004, 22:10, More)

» Work Experience

Mate of mine...
worked on some kind of YTS / BTEC thing. As the young lad they used to pick on him and send him on "hilarious" missions for tartan paint and holes for nails etceteras. Being a switched on bloke though he played along and spent many mornings eating butties in a local cafe. The best however, was getting a four-day weekend out of a trip for a long weight!
(Thu 10th May 2007, 23:03, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

What did Paul McCartney say when John Lennon dipped a soldier in his boiled egg?
You should leave yolk alone you.
(Tue 7th Feb 2023, 1:57, More)