» Crappy Prizes

Crappy Prizes
The worst prize I ever won, was tickets to see the Krankees live at Worthing Pavillion.
(Fri 5th Aug 2005, 16:07, More)

» Useless advice

Mariner Outboard
The users manual for the Mariner 40HP engine, says in the heatlh and safety bit at the front...

"running down persons in the water, can cause death or serious injury"
(Sun 22nd Oct 2006, 15:55, More)

» Sacked

Nursery
I got sacked from a nursery for growing pot in the polytunnels.

this concludes my report on the three times I was sacked.
(Fri 24th Feb 2006, 18:15, More)

» Sacked

Petrol Station
I also got sacked from a petrol station for stealing £1,500. Which was a blistering lie. It was nearly £6k
(Fri 24th Feb 2006, 18:14, More)

» Sacked

Trolley Collector
I had a job collecting supermarket trolleys at Safeways, and was sacked when I came in with a blue mohican haircut.
(Fri 24th Feb 2006, 18:13, More)