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» Cringe!

Vacuum cleaner
Teenage boy, parents walking in.

no more explanation necessary
(Fri 28th Nov 2008, 2:05, More)

» Conspicuous Consumption

I'm very lucky
I'm in a position where I can treat my family to most of this stuff. The best views or experiences mean nothing compared to my daughters smiles though.

Apologies for parental bleugh
(Sat 30th Jul 2011, 2:30, More)

» Your Weirdest Teacher

Father Brian Bason
As if the name wasn't enough to keep us uccupied he was a full blown communist( school trips to Poland ) and was a commited shirt lifter as well as a catholic priest. Was actually pretty cool tho
(Wed 9th Nov 2005, 16:12, More)

» Festivals

Pied Piper (Or how we got the green fields trollied)
Glastonbury 2000, in the days when you could still find a gap in the fence guarded by a dodgy scouser in a tracksuit (stereotypes aside the guy did have a tash as well)

Me and a few mates turned up with cases and cases of gutrot vodka, the 15 quid a case sketchy import kind, a bunch of cordial and plastic cups intending to fund our way through the weekend by selling double shots with a dash of Kia Ora for a quid.

Much fun was had with entertaining barter and as the sun set we wound our way up to the greenfields. Being as the only alternative was warm lager for a fiver a can our cunning plan was a great success. The highlight was turning against the wind to light a cheeba and seeing a queue of a few hundred people following us round the field to get the moonshine goodness.

Happy days :-)
(Wed 10th Jun 2009, 4:58, More)

» Useless advice

try and get first if you type slowly like a muppet
(Thu 19th Oct 2006, 11:02, More)
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