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Getting Rid of the Pub Bore
There's a guy in my local who thinks it's his mission in life to bore the pants off of everyone who walks through the door. So everytime he starts talking to me, I develop a really violent nervous twitch...and if he doesn't f*** off the twitch then develops a funny 'humming' sound effect.

So far, his record is 3 minutes, mine's 20 seconds!
(Wed 13th Apr 2005, 20:14, More)