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The way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
Not for use internally.
Warning! I may contain nuts.
Its just you thats incompatible.
It takes two to make a neutotic.
I think I'm sane by 4 votes to 3.
Some days its just not worth gnawing through the straps.
Truth is too precious to give to every fool who asks for it.
Thought experiment - One which you can't do and which wouldn't work if you could.
Quantum mechanics - People who repair quantums.
Insomnia is nothing to lose sleep over.
Guns don't kill people, I kill people.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
If you don't like my driving stay off the pavement.
Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.
My superiority complex is better than yours.
The frog formerly known as Prince.
FCUK dyslexics.
Of course its safe.
A bit of pain never hurt anyone.
When I want your opinion I'll give you it.
Objects in mirror may be behind you.
It takes years of education for a person to reduce their writing to illegibility.
Cats were put here to prove once and for all that humans are not the superior form of life.
Any resemblance I may bear to a real person is purely coincidental.
I'm not certifiable, I'm certified.
Truly, deeply, mad.
Tough on life, tough on the causes of life.
Herding cats is like theorectial physics, hard to do and pointless once you have.
Apparently there actually is a spoon.
Children are our future. Unless we stop them now.
I don't think, therefore I'm probably not.
There are no strangers in the world, only people I know and some other people.
I keep telling god I'm an atheist.
There's always more toothpaste in the tube.
Free guitar!!! No strings attatched!!!
I see nearly dead people.
Its not winning that counts, its how much damage you do on the way out.

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Best answers to questions:

» Jobsworths

Yay for bouncers
For some reason noone seems to know you can't wear trainers into pubs that want to be posh. Obviously my friend forgot this and was turned away. Since we were sitting upstairs by a window one of threw their shoes out the window where aforementioned friend put them no and promptly walked in carrying the trainers. Not only that he then changed back in to them right in front of the bouncers who apparently didn't care since he'd entered the pub in "proper" shoes. Weirdos.
(Thu 12th May 2005, 17:19, More)

» Airport Stories

My dad
Went to three conferences last year. The first two were in Paris. The nice luggage people decided his suitcase wanted to visit Oslo instead.

The third one was in fact in Oslo. And where did the luggage go?

Yep, Boston.
(Fri 3rd Mar 2006, 17:43, More)

» Pure Ignorance

My housemate is a legend.
"If there was a shark behind me I wouldn't want to miss it"

"I can hear the silence better with my hat off"

Looking out a window in a ski resort - "Its snowing" "Where?"

And the best error message I've ever had trying to install a program, although sadly I can't remeber what it was "This program is having trouble connecting to the internet - click here to visit our techinical support website."
(Thu 13th Jan 2005, 14:53, More)

» Petty Sabotage

Ahhh, uni halls.
Stole all the door numbers from one floor then put them back on random rooms a week later. Its amazing how few people actually know where their room is.
(Tue 10th May 2005, 22:14, More)

» Useless Information

trogdor-lover - the signs of the zodiac are precisely defined regions that divide the sky into 12 equal arcs. They are loosely based on the constelations that the ancient greeks used but are not exactly the same, partly due to the Earth's precesion but mainly for convinience. Some astrologers may say there are different numbers of signs or that they occur at different times, but they are just plain wrong.

Also, Rasputin's autopsy would show that he drowned since his lungs would have filled with water even after death. If he was thrown in quickly then the poison and shots may not even have had time to kill him and so it would be entirely natural for him to drown.
(Sat 19th Mar 2005, 0:39, More)
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