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» Random Acts of Kindness

one time,
I bought a drink from a vending machine. When i got my change, there was an extra dollar in there that someone had left behind. I felt so awesome all day, just because i had found a dollar.
Now, when i buy a drink from a machine, i sometimes leave my change behind - so that the next person who comes along will hopefully get that same lucky feeling too.
(Thu 9th Feb 2012, 16:19, More)

» Well, that taught 'em

i used to work for this skanky old bag named sheila in a wholesale nursery.

we would make thousands and thousands of cuttings and pot them up into small pots at first, then transfer them into gradually larger pots. ..it was truly monotinous work, and took hours and hours to complete even 1 task. this was not helped along by the fact that sheila was a complete bitch. other things we had to do included taking weeds out of acres and acres of tiny pots, carrying not-so-tiny pots around, and my favourite: making sure that 10's of thousands of pots were perfectly in line so that each plant got exactly the same amount of water and nutrient.

one of the worst things was making the potting mix for the cuttings to go into. she insisted that it was mixed absolutely perfectly. pete moss, perlite, vermaculite, osmocote...all of it had to be mixed exactly right and then wet with exactly the right amount of water.

this was always my job, and i always had to make SHITLOADS...enough to re-pot every plant in the nursery as they moved up to the next sized pot.

well, after 2 years i had really done what i would call 'fucking hard work' ..and one day i had just potted about 5000 bouganvillea plants, only to be inturrupted 30 minutes before knock off. apparently they were in the wrong pots or something, and i was to re-pot as many as i could that day, finish off the rest the next day, and then make a new batch of potting mix in the afternoon.

i got through the re-potting, handed in my resignation and said i would stay for the afternoon and make a new batch of potting mix before leaving.

pete moss - check

vermaculite - check

perlite - check

osmocote - check

2 bottles of concentrated weed killer - check.

i heard she went bankrupt a year or two later.
(Fri 27th Apr 2007, 10:11, More)

» Shame

1985, i was 6 years old and had a japanese australian woman called mrs jones as a music teacher.

she had strong , operatic voice, and would sing with us while playing the piano. ..it was one of those voices that really wavers from the force with which she sang.

so i, being young and not really understanding much, thought that the whole idea of music class was to sing really loud and make your voice wobble.

during one rendition of the do re mi song, i sung as loud as i could. and did the wobbly voice. ..but mrs jones would have none of it. midway through the piece she stopped, stood up, and demanded of the class:

"who sing like dog????"
(Tue 29th Nov 2005, 9:14, More)

» Stupid Tourists

had a great laugh at a danish guy
who asked the waitress at a restaurant:

"how long does it take to eat ice cream?"
(Thu 7th Jul 2005, 23:51, More)

» My Greatest Regrets

i bought an ikea chair for my computer desk, and it has some screws in it that need an allen key.

of course i threw away the key, and now the back of the chair falls off every few days, so i have to try to put the screws back in by hand.

fingers don't make very good allen keys :(
(Fri 6th Oct 2006, 12:11, More)
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