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» Not Losing Your Virginity
How romantic
We were 13 and lived in a tiny village where we were the only children our age, I should have known that it wasn't meant to be wehen he wouldn't kiss me with tongues. My parents were out and we were left to our own devices on the sofa, exploring so to speak. He asked if I wanted to have sex, but he had no protection, (God I sound like a tramp!)he then offered to use a plastic carrier bag that he broght his homework down in! I maybe from Somerset but I do have some standards, if he was my brother then that would have been different.
Lenghth, girth, well it would never have filled a tesco's bag that's for sure!
(Fri 27th Oct 2006, 12:49, More)
How romantic
We were 13 and lived in a tiny village where we were the only children our age, I should have known that it wasn't meant to be wehen he wouldn't kiss me with tongues. My parents were out and we were left to our own devices on the sofa, exploring so to speak. He asked if I wanted to have sex, but he had no protection, (God I sound like a tramp!)he then offered to use a plastic carrier bag that he broght his homework down in! I maybe from Somerset but I do have some standards, if he was my brother then that would have been different.
Lenghth, girth, well it would never have filled a tesco's bag that's for sure!
(Fri 27th Oct 2006, 12:49, More)
» Pure Ignorance
Blonde Moments
I had my assistant once ask my manager if "Edin-burg" airpost was close enough to "Edinborough" airport becasue she couldn't find one on the Easyjet site!?
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 11:55, More)
Blonde Moments
I had my assistant once ask my manager if "Edin-burg" airpost was close enough to "Edinborough" airport becasue she couldn't find one on the Easyjet site!?
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 11:55, More)
» On the stage
Bit of a Thespian me! Yes I love that Hairy Clam!!
It was the last technical rehersal before our opening night. The play way Cabaret I was playing Sally Bowles the Lead Female. We were pulling a late one to get the final lighting, pyro cues etc so the director decides that he will feed us all and ordered Pizza too keep us all going. Cue me waking up at 3.00am with the worst belly cramps I have ever had basically I was like a double ended fountain all night, my bedroom lookerd like something from a 70's horror film and the smell was enough to make a fly turn up his nose!!
Now I know that they say that the show must go on but when you are in the middle of singing a heart felt song and you let a wet one go in your tight black pants the moment can be a little lost!! I can never look at liza minelli in the same way again!
(Fri 2nd Dec 2005, 11:59, More)
Bit of a Thespian me! Yes I love that Hairy Clam!!
It was the last technical rehersal before our opening night. The play way Cabaret I was playing Sally Bowles the Lead Female. We were pulling a late one to get the final lighting, pyro cues etc so the director decides that he will feed us all and ordered Pizza too keep us all going. Cue me waking up at 3.00am with the worst belly cramps I have ever had basically I was like a double ended fountain all night, my bedroom lookerd like something from a 70's horror film and the smell was enough to make a fly turn up his nose!!
Now I know that they say that the show must go on but when you are in the middle of singing a heart felt song and you let a wet one go in your tight black pants the moment can be a little lost!! I can never look at liza minelli in the same way again!
(Fri 2nd Dec 2005, 11:59, More)
» I'm an expert
You knows it.................
I'm an expert in convincing people that my icecreamvan is empty when I play my tune..........
(Fri 24th Jun 2005, 16:47, More)
You knows it.................
I'm an expert in convincing people that my icecreamvan is empty when I play my tune..........
(Fri 24th Jun 2005, 16:47, More)
» I just don't get it
Pearost
Oh my God I just got it!! And I though that I was above average when it came to my IQ!!
(Fri 1st Apr 2005, 16:02, More)
Pearost
Oh my God I just got it!! And I though that I was above average when it came to my IQ!!
(Fri 1st Apr 2005, 16:02, More)