» Petty Sabotage

He pissed me off no end
Used to live in a shared hotel staff house about 10 years ago. The Bar Manager used to like to play hard core drum and base on his souped up stereo at 4am at max volume. Not good when your on the early shift a 6.30am. He got a bit miffed when I swopped his CD to Carmina Burania (the Old Spice Ad) and set his stereo alarm for 7am ( Max Vol).
Serves him, the twunt.
(Wed 4th May 2005, 17:11, More)

» Evidence that you're getting old

Youngsters
The fact that I work with people who were born after I left primary school, and were allowed to use calculators in maths exams, B*****ks. Explains the accounting around here!
(Thu 28th Oct 2004, 13:14, More)

» It was a great holiday, but...

it started so well
French skiing hoiday about two years ago with other half's uni mates.
Other half couldn't get boots to fit, he had a nightmare on the first night , woke up in a stange room with a 20st bloke screaming and flailing around, he end up kicking the wall in the process, taking loads of skin off his big toe ( it was not good) he spent the afternoons sat on the veranda soaking his feet in salt water drinking his vodka & coke. Me, could sleep for the next two nights cause I had a high temp and all over musucle spasms finally diagnose at the local medical centre as gastritis

At least I knew were it was when someone caught their thumb in the chair lift, and the best skier in the group broke his wrist learning to snow board. Serves him right for cutting me up in the piste.
(Thu 21st Apr 2005, 13:07, More)