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Drink!

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(Wed 21st Sep 2005, 15:34, More)

Not sure what he's singing, but it keeps him happy.

(Wed 25th May 2005, 17:01, More)

Saw this in a charity shop

(Fri 18th Mar 2005, 15:26, More)

Andrew Marr might...
Andrew Marr - he works in the streets
(Fri 8th Oct 2004, 12:28, More)

fizzy pop

(Fri 11th Jun 2004, 15:13, More)

New, exciting flavour!
Sugar Free Polos are nicest
(Thu 6th May 2004, 10:43, More)

Hello children...
Milk stealer
(Tue 4th May 2004, 17:26, More)

Fiction is often based in fact

(Fri 16th Apr 2004, 15:07, More)

Damn gloating squirrels

"My hand again, I believe"
(Fri 16th Apr 2004, 9:57, More)

Ohhh yesh

(Fri 30th Jan 2004, 15:31, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Job Interviews

I went
for a job in Dixons which involved unloading their deliveries and putting them away.. nothing nearly as tricky as staring blankly at customers in the store. On the application form it asked for my strengths. I wrote that I was impervious to gamma rays and could deflect bullets. There was no interview.
(Thu 20th Jan 2005, 15:07, More)

» Irrational Fears

Knees
My flatmate doesn't like knees. He thinks they're wrong. He worries that the femur will slip off the lower leg bones.

Now that you've read it, think about your knees. What are they doing? Are their little cartilaginous surfaces floating over each other. Rubbing away. Rubbing away. One false move and out pops your femur. Knees. Kneeeeees.
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 17:58, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

Nig nog biscuits
Rob, your dad may not have been lying. I used to make Nig Nog biscuits when I was younger having found the recipe in one of my mum's old cook books. My little brother was very fond of them and told my auntie about them prior to us going to stay with her on holiday. This led to some embarassment when she was in the local supermarket in Preston stocking up for our arrival when she asked one of the shop assistants, "Do you have any Nig Nogs?" After the initial shock from the assistant, and some explanation I believe she apologised profusely for any offence caused.

Make your own Nig Nogs
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 16:56, More)

» When animals attack...

Eels
My friend and I were fishing, I believe it is called 'poaching' in the vernacular. We were only eight years old and not expecting to catch anything. After about five minutes we caught an eel. We tried to land the bugger and once we did the fun started. To get the hook out we needed to get a grip on it, but the eels was slippery and writhing around like a child on fire. It managed to stick the hook into my hand, and then turned over to stick it in my friend's hand. It took twenty whole minutes of hitting the eel with sticks and then rocks to stop it. Eventually we retrieved the hook from the lifeless corpse. And then we threw it back in the river.
(Thu 2nd Jun 2005, 10:23, More)

» Pretentious bollocks

Pi, the film
Complete pretentious wank.
The only time I've fallen asleep watching a film.

I also dislike art students who leave their fag butts and gum outside the college nearby. They dress in odd ways thinking it gives them magical art powers and stand out from the 'norm'. But they don't. They look like each other. They look like tossers.
(Wed 28th Sep 2005, 15:43, More)
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