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» Posh

My family are pig thieves
Always have been, always will be
(Sat 17th Sep 2005, 19:43, More)

» Fire!

My Grandad has a history of setting fire to things
When he lived on a country estate (groundskeeper, not millionaire) he found a dead piglet, of which there were few. Unlike most normal people, he didn't call a vet or bury it, he burned it. In a glorious fire...in the middle of a forest. He's a bit mad him.
(Mon 7th Nov 2005, 2:42, More)

» Little things that turn you on

fucking anything!
i'm so lonely
EDIT: has anyone mentioned ice cream vans?
(Thu 17th Feb 2005, 20:15, More)

» The Police

My story of the police is quite well known
I was arrested earlier this year for throwing pizza at the Queen's car in Cambridge. From this, I am of two opinions about the police. On one side, they are a friendly and jolly bunch that have a sense of humour and quite liked me. On the other side, they are utter cunts and take things waaaaaay too seriously.
Unfortunatley, the latter is more common
EDIT: And when I was robbed few weeks ago, I had my weed stolen. I couldn't report it either!
(Fri 23rd Sep 2005, 0:37, More)

» My Christmas Nightmare

my old friend Alan lost his TV presenting job at christmas when he punched two guys with a turkey after a cracker fire. And his wife left him. Oh well
(Fri 24th Dec 2004, 15:14, More)
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