» My Worst Date

ever a bad time to dump her?
Whilst at college i got involved with a girl who had a habit of drinking very little and falling asleep (in the pub) this twinned with several other off-beat behaviours made me decide to dump her... so i picked her up and drove to a quiet river side spot and politely told her (que crying followed by anger)... at this point i decided the best thing to do was to drive her home i drove over bridge at said river into a flood and the car refused to start this then meant sitting in a pub for 2 hours with aformentioned dumped girlfriend without any cash (hadnt bargained on this being a expensive night) in complete silence longest 2 hours of my life......
(Tue 26th Oct 2004, 10:37, More)

» Obscure Memorabilia

foreign gift
i house sat for a friend and he asked me if i wanted a gift from his holiday destination (bali)i asked him to bring me back something you could only get from that part of the world... but NOTHING phalic.

2 weeks later he came back and gave me a "gift" of an ornamental pipe in the shape of you guessed it a wooden cock .... the funny part was he made sure the local wood carver made him a bigger one... think he may have something to prove?

I have recenently bought some wooden balls to go with it.*

*-above statement may not be true.
(Thu 4th Nov 2004, 14:39, More)