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» Lost...

I once found a £20 quid note on the floor of a bar next to my feet...in my glee i treated everyone to a round of lovely cocktails. Only when i got home did i find that i had lost £20 out of my wallet...dammit.
(Wed 8th Dec 2004, 12:58, More)

» And that's the thanks I got

B*tch landlord
After months of hounding our landlord to let us decorate our hideous lounge with stripy, floral wallpaper, she eventually said yes, on the condition that we paid for the paint ourselves...as it was sooo bad, we agreed. About a week after finishing decorating and making the house look generally beautiful, she put the house on the market and kicked us out. I am still very bitter!
(Fri 25th May 2007, 12:23, More)

» Premonitions

Very odd...
I never used to dream about my grandad but I once had a dream about him hiding under a table from something that was scaring him. He told me that he was really scared and that some sort of monster wanted to put a stake through his heart. I woke up in the morning to find out he had died suddenly of a massive heart attack. Very spooky.
(Fri 19th Nov 2004, 17:36, More)

» Essential Items

I always carry my keys with me, they enable me to get into my house...
(Thu 27th Oct 2005, 14:09, More)

» Near Death Experiences

Dodging trees...
I was walking through a wood, in Canada, full of trees which had been partially devoured by beavers. All very lovely until a freak wind storm hit and the trees starting falling over all around me...each of the trees were landing about a foot from my head as i had to run, indiana jones style, through the wood. Eventually got to the car park to find people hiding under their cars, squashed cars and blocked roads...all very exciting really. I was by myself at the time though so noone even believed me.
(Fri 26th Nov 2004, 17:25, More)
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