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» Office Christmas Parties
No rest ...
Every Christmas I'm worked off my arse delivering PlayStations made from Nordic pine by skilled (and highly expensive) workmen to spoilt ankle-biters who don't even know their born. And what do I get? - a glass of feckin milk and two stale ginger snaps.
Oh, and a carrot to share.
At least there's Mrs Santa's sister.
(Thu 16th Dec 2004, 19:34, More)
No rest ...
Every Christmas I'm worked off my arse delivering PlayStations made from Nordic pine by skilled (and highly expensive) workmen to spoilt ankle-biters who don't even know their born. And what do I get? - a glass of feckin milk and two stale ginger snaps.
Oh, and a carrot to share.
At least there's Mrs Santa's sister.
(Thu 16th Dec 2004, 19:34, More)
» Office Christmas Parties
but that said ...
when I was working in the kitchens of an airport we celebrated a very busy year. Lunch was from the first-class counter where choices included lobster, inch-and-a-half thick steaks, duck ...
At the end of the day-shift our bosses organised a free bar for 6 hours (I think, I'm a little hazy on this bit), a top nosh buffet and two excellent bands. And I got to shag the very pretty and very randy french lass from the cold-counter in the toilets. It must have cost them an absolute fortune. It was brilliant*.
Thought I'd tell ye, in the interest of fairness. I won't hear a bad word against the kitchens in Shannon airport.
*The piss-up cost a fortune and was brilliant. The french lass was free and was also brilliant.
(Thu 16th Dec 2004, 19:43, More)
but that said ...
when I was working in the kitchens of an airport we celebrated a very busy year. Lunch was from the first-class counter where choices included lobster, inch-and-a-half thick steaks, duck ...
At the end of the day-shift our bosses organised a free bar for 6 hours (I think, I'm a little hazy on this bit), a top nosh buffet and two excellent bands. And I got to shag the very pretty and very randy french lass from the cold-counter in the toilets. It must have cost them an absolute fortune. It was brilliant*.
Thought I'd tell ye, in the interest of fairness. I won't hear a bad word against the kitchens in Shannon airport.
*The piss-up cost a fortune and was brilliant. The french lass was free and was also brilliant.
(Thu 16th Dec 2004, 19:43, More)
» You're a moviestar baby
Sweary swearington
Was walking thru Dublin with the missus when asked if we wanted as much tea as we could drink, 80 Euro and a chance to be in a film with Cate Blanchett. The gist was that we were part of an angry mob outside a court room in the film Veronica Guerin ... Joel Schumacher *rub rub* actually stopped a shoot cos we were laughing. In take two I had to uphold my honour so I let loose with the cursing and smacked a extra who was a "crowd control Garda" (police man). And you can actually hear a few of my cnuts and baaaaaa-stards in the flick. Took ages to get paid tho.
(Mon 15th Nov 2004, 12:01, More)
Sweary swearington
Was walking thru Dublin with the missus when asked if we wanted as much tea as we could drink, 80 Euro and a chance to be in a film with Cate Blanchett. The gist was that we were part of an angry mob outside a court room in the film Veronica Guerin ... Joel Schumacher *rub rub* actually stopped a shoot cos we were laughing. In take two I had to uphold my honour so I let loose with the cursing and smacked a extra who was a "crowd control Garda" (police man). And you can actually hear a few of my cnuts and baaaaaa-stards in the flick. Took ages to get paid tho.
(Mon 15th Nov 2004, 12:01, More)